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“Picnic? Yes. Patriarchy? Hard Pass.” Feminist Can Cooler – Summer Coozie in Gingham (Standard & Slim Sizes)

“Picnic? Yes. Patriarchy? Hard Pass.” Feminist Can Cooler – Summer Coozie in Gingham (Standard & Slim Sizes)

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This summer, we’re packing snacks—not oppressive systems.
Introducing the “Picnic? Yes. Patriarchy? Hard Pass.” can cooler from the Turn Up the Heat, Not the Tolerance Summer Collection—your trauma-informed, boundary-holding, shade-throwing drink companion.

Wrapped in a bold lavender gingham (because yes, even rage can be pretty), this coozie keeps your drinks cool and your messaging hotter than a Fourth of July sidewalk. It’s for the soft-season feminists who are healing out loud—and not here for outdated power structures.

Whether you’re protesting, picnicking, or peopling selectively, this is your go-to accessory to stay hydrated and take up space.


💥 Features:

  • Available in standard and slim can sizes

  • Soft, durable neoprene with fold-flat design

  • Features signature Authentically Disasterous design in lavender gingham

  • Bold front text: “PICNIC? YES. PATRIARCHY? HARD PASS.”

  • Easy to pack, hard to ignore


🎯 Perfect For:

  • Soft girl summer with strong boundaries

  • Backyard resistance + feminist potlucks

  • Loud laughs with louder messaging

  • Healing outside the system (and under the sun)

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