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“Waiting for America to Trust Women” Can Cooler – Patriarchy-Proof Summer Coozie (Standard & Slim Sizes)
“Waiting for America to Trust Women” Can Cooler – Patriarchy-Proof Summer Coozie (Standard & Slim Sizes)
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Trust issues? Same.
Meet your new favorite coozie from the Turn Up the Heat, Not the Tolerance Summer Collection—designed for women, survivors, and soft-season rebels who are done waiting for permission to be believed, respected, or safe.
This bold, unapologetic can cooler keeps your drink cold while turning the temperature way up on systemic injustice. Whether you’re cracking open a hard seltzer, sparkling water, or a tall can of rage, this cooler does more than insulate—it makes a statement.
Featuring our limited-edition red, white, and feral design with a skeleton cowboy still "waiting for America to trust women," it’s the perfect combo of patriotism, protest, and punchline.
💪 Product Features:
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Available in standard and slim can sizes
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Durable, high-quality neoprene
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Double-sided print with bold statement + gritty skeleton artwork
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Folds flat for easy stashing in your picnic basket, protest tote, or glove box
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Part of the “Turn Up the Heat, Not the Tolerance” Summer Collection
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Designed by and for women who are done shrinking to survive
🎯 Perfect For:
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4th of July cookouts with just the right amount of rage
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Survivor-led summer hangs
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Activist gifting & community building
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Sipping while speaking truth
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Proving you can be hydrated and furious at the same time
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